Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Things Not to Do

I am here to help and serve, and would appreciate it if people stopped to consider some things: 

Do not adjust yourself on the way to the desk:  We can see you.  The bathroom is not that far away, and we don't want to run for the hand sanitizer for every other person.

Speaking of bathrooms, please wash your hands after using it.   'Nuff said.   

Likewise do not pull your undies out of your crack.  We can see that too.   

Speaking of crack issues, please cover up your ass crack when bending over.  I'm sure it's drafty, and  who want's a cold back there?   A runny noes is difficult as it is.

Cover your mouth when you cough.    Do we really need to get you some tissues?  Seriously. 

If you have a nasty cough, stay home.  No one likes a germ spreader.   We can't make you take Robotussin, but if I could, I would.

When you ask a question, please try to get it one sentence.   It is not fair to stretch out simple words into five-six sentences, and you still have said nothing. 

Customer care begins with you.  Setting the tome is the best way to get favorable results.  I'm surprised by those who don't know this fact.

Customer care and service doesn't not mean "customer personal servant."

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