Oh Senator Craig

Senator Larry Craig (Idaho) is in a hot mess, when he pleaded guilty to misconduct in an airport bathroom. There are some transcripts here. The plea filed can be found here.

My questions:
Is he trying to put the "ho." in Idaho? Will the state be changed to "I'm aho? Why did he plead guilty? Why did his foot or hand reach into the other stall? How can someone work with legislature and not understand he entered guilty in a plea? Is he competent or trying to win some obscure comedy award? Did you enter a guilty plea because you felt naughty? Is this a kinky, slap on the wrists, latest fetish for senators? Are the pages passe this year? What's your stand on gay rights? Sorry, someone was screaming irony in my ears.

My Disdain:
Normally I wouldn't clown someone in a bad situation. We all have dog days. Somehow Craig's statements make his actions worse. What alarms me is that he could not clear this up unless he came 100% clean.

At least there was no meth involved. Thank goodness there was only the appearance of infidelity to deal with. Wife humiliation was at an all time low these days.

If you learn anything from this, Senator Craig, you need to remember that you don't fuck around in a Minneapolis airport. Do your business, no cute shit (really Senator cute shit -reaching for paper-stretching your leg while take a dump), and get out. Don't stare in other men's eyes (or a manzes-if that's the case). You know. ;-) Maybe you don't.

Let's take him with some face value. Ok, you're not gay Senator Craig. Are you a MSM? They don't think they're gay either. Hey the hand was caught, but not in the "cookie" jar. Let's hope your family can handle the stress and trails, because they can use some relief.

For those not in the loop this is a parody, and not a news program. I felt like letting loose with some silliness.