The Writing Life

Entered a writing contest. Let’s hope I make it to round two, because that would be where I want to go. Been working on my portfolio, a collaboration for the writing contest, and life. Who knew a 300 spoof would be so challenging. To those not in the know, it’s the kinda challenge I sink my teeth in, like Dracula to the sexy virgin’s neck from movies (notice he NEVER bites an ugly virgin). Saving it for marriage? Don’t worry, Dracula ain’t gonna get that ugly chick. Would Dracula bite a male virgin? I sense an idea. I just had this idea of someone questioning Dracula’s sexuality, and possibly getting stomped for it. How do you make the undead sexually insecure? Does or should a writer fear the reaction of the public?