I'm In A Silly Mood

I feel like writing something. I don't know, let's try writing about smoking. A story or song that focuses on smoking. Can I catch a nicotine fit from second hand smoke? Don't let that puff catch you sleeping! Are my lungs tarred and charred. Are they as beat as my feet after wearing my work shoes. Will it make me slimmer and therefor sexy? Am I a throwback to the days where men puffed a few and looked cool doing it?