Valtrex

After seeing the commercial one too many times, and my own twisted need for silliness, I decided to write a little parody song. I hope y'all enjoy it.

If Yer full of desire
But yer crotch is on fire
Use Valtrex
Use Valtrex

If yer really in that mood
And Herpes stops yer groove
Use Valtrex
Use Vatrex

If you have an outbreak
And you really love your mate
Well, you’ll just have to wait
For the symptoms to dissipate

As careful as you can be
There is no cure for Herpes
But you can use Valtrex
Use Valtrex

Don’t ferget Valtrex is a drug, and
Before you get that lovin’
Read the damn box
Cause yer kidneys may stop

If you had a burnin sensation before
Consult your doctor if it burns more
Cause Valtrex is no miracle drug
Sometimes, well, you just gotta…hug

Use Valtrex!